A few adjustments go a long way.
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Mallory: Huh, man.
Whitney: Huh, man, what a hike!
Natalie: Yeah.
Whitney: Hey, thanks for coming with us, mom.
Natalie: Oh, sure.
Mallory: I mean, the view up here is amazing.
Natalie: It really is. We should take a picture.
Whitney: Yeah. Oh, hey, excuse me, sir. Would you mind taking a picture of us?
Jason: Sure.
Whitney: Thank you.
Natalie: Thanks.
Jason: And you mind scooting in a little bit?
Natalie: Oh, sure.
Jason: You know, if we could get some of this... natural lighting. There we go.
Mallory: Okay.
Jason: You in the middle, you're kind of slouching, can you straighten your back just a little bit? Okay, there we go.
Whitney: I think we're good. Just take a picture.
Jason: No, you know, this isn't working. George, can you come out here?
Mallory: George?
Jason: Let's powder off the older one.
Natalie: I don't even... I just went on a hike! Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay.
Jason: Okay, and let's get the girl on the left a wig.
Whitney: What? Why would I need a wig?
Natalie: Did he say wig? I don't understand.
Whitney: This looks like Snooki.
Mallory: What?
Natalie: I don't under...
Jason: And let's get the girl on the right a prop, her arms are juts kind of dangling there. I'm not a big fan. Okay.
Mallory: Okay, I'm...
Natalie: How is that...?
Mallory: I don't understand, I think you're just taking this way too far.
Jason: Am I, girl on the right? Am I?
Whitney: Wow! This is my camera!
Jason: Here we go. You know what, this isn't working. Frank, sweetie, I need a model and I need it now.
Mallory: A model what? I don't under...
Whitney: Model? What?
Natalie: I think we just need a picture... what's happening?
Whitney: Mom!
Mallory: Where are you taking her?
Jason: Girls, this is your new mother.
Whitney: What?!
Jason: ¿Como estas? Muy bien, muy bien. Argh. Perfecto. Gross. Okay, people, we're going to need a massive overhaul pronto, and I'm not going to lie, I'm not loving this backdrop.
Mallory: What? This is the natural scenery.
Jason: Here we go, let's move, let's move, we're on a time schedule here! Let's get some wind!
Whitney: What? Wind?
Mallory: There's actual wind!
Jason: Yes, yes, coming together.
Mallory: This doesn't make sense!
Jason: Uh huh. Alright, we're still missing something!
Matt: Okay, first up: her nose.
Whitney: What?!
Matt: Scalpel.
Trivia[]
- This sketch was uploaded the day after the episode aired on BYUtv.
- This is the first sketch of Season 2 Episode 5.
- This is the first sketch since Protecting the Innocent to include all ten cast members, and the fourth time of Season 2, after Welcome Back Song and WrongCom.
- This is only the second sketch of Season 2 to feature a guest star, with Viviane Quintela playing the model, after a voice-only role of Kenny Baldwin in 1-800-Phone-Magician.
- Viviane Quintela is the third guest star to be featured in Studio C, after Elizabeth Funk in Awkward Avoidance Viking: Grandma's House and Shawn Bradley in Shoulder Angel Meets Shawn Bradley.
| Season 2 Episode 5 | ||
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| ~ Touch Up (transcript) ~ ~ The Treatment (transcript) ~ ~ Cursed Cursive (transcript) ~ ~ FauxPocalypse (transcript) ~ ~ Judge Not (transcript) ~ ~ VISCIPAM: Funny Girlfriend (transcript) ~ ~ Mr. Eckelstone's Hunting Trip (transcript) | ||